Larry & Snot
One city. Two very different ideas. Larry has a plan. Snot plans to destroy it. Their story brings gym training and calisthenics together in New York.
The opening follows Larry and Snot through a red-lit city passage, then running through a leafy New York park with the skyline behind them, and finally arriving at their apartment. Larry reads in his loft while Snot hangs out in his treehouse. Choose a room to meet either character, or read their introductions here.
Gym vs. Calisthenics. Welcome to our kind of normal. A world where opposites meet, greet… and sometimes collide.
Larry’s room
Larry’s warm, book-filled room has a desk and computer, a bed and music posters. Larry starts seated on the bed and approaches the camera. His long white beard and curled mustache fill the close-up. The story appears on an illustrated open book, followed by his fictional ID card.
Meet Larry — Precision with purpose
Larry is the disciplined center of the apartment. He studies the reason behind every rep, meal, and recovery choice.
Personality — Calm. Curious. Disciplined.
Thoughtful. Precise. Protective. Calm under pressure.
Training — Strength through control
Strict pull-ups. Gymnastic rings. Mobility and yoga. Controlled kettlebell carries.
Larry’s motto
“There is no such thing as too much preparation.”
Fictional character ID
NYC Character ID. Type C, Fictional. Not a government ID. Not valid ID.
Portrait: Larry is a muscular older monkey with golden oval glasses, white hair, heavy white eyebrows, a curled mustache and a pointed beard. He wears a black shirt and crosses his arms.
- Name
- Larry Motion Emotion Less
- Age
- Unknown. Knees confirm experience.
- Height
- 5 feet 10 inches
- Weight
- Lightweight - Lifetime natty.
- Address
- 1111 T Monkey Block St Ave Rd, Manhattan, NYC 11237
- Occupation
- Movement Philosopher
- Known for
- Overthinking with excellent posture
- Weakness
- Unplanned chaos
- Status
- No one knows
- Card ID
- LRRY-001 - FICTIONAL CARD
- Warning label
- May say “technically...” and turn a simple question into a lecture with footnotes.
Snot’s room
Snot’s warm, cluttered room has a doghouse, clothes on the floor and music posters. Snot comes forward holding a large layered chocolate cake and takes bites from it. His introduction appears on illustrated pizza boxes, followed by his fictional ID card.
Meet Snot — Momentum with a grin
Snot tries the wild idea first and asks Larry about technique later.
Personality — Always action-first
Energetic. Impulsive. Loyal. Fearlessly confident.
Training — Built for the wild idea
Heavy squats. Hill and stair sprints. Pull-ups and box jumps. Kettlebell circuits.
Snot’s motto
“There is no such thing as too much chocolate.”
Fictional character ID
NYC Character ID. Type C, Fictional. Not a government ID. Not valid ID.
Portrait: Snot is a broad, muscular white-and-tan terrier with a wide grin.
- Name
- Snot Devour Jr.
- Age
- Claims prime. Too dumb to remember
- Height
- 6 feet 3 inches
- Weight
- Triple Xtra Fat
- Address
- Basically homeless, but not thanks to Larry.
- Occupation
- Bodyguard
- Favorite exercise
- Bench press
- Known for
- Eating first, asking never
- Weakness
- Instructions
- Status
- Unsupervised Single.
- Card ID
- SNOT-001 - FICTIONAL CARD
- Warning label
- If it says “do not press,” he already pressed it.
Fictional fitness comedy
Larry and Snot are fictional characters. Their adventures are entertainment, not personalized exercise, nutrition, or medical advice. Their character ID cards are fictional props.